{"product_id":"novelty-knife-block-set-funny-human-figure-kitchen-knife-holder","title":"Novelty Knife Block Set - Funny Human Figure Kitchen Knife Holder","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.pd{font-family:inherit;max-width:100%;color:#333}\n.pd-hero{background:linear-gradient(135deg,#1a1a1a 0%,#2d2d2d 100%);border-radius:12px;padding:28px 32px;margin-bottom:28px;color:#fff}\n.pd-hero h2{margin:0 0 10px;font-size:1.5rem;font-weight:800;color:#ff6b35}\n.pd-hero p{margin:0;font-size:1rem;line-height:1.7;color:rgba(255,255,255,.85)}\n.pd-benefits{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:14px;margin:24px 0}\n.pd-benefit{display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:flex-start;background:#fff8f5;border-radius:10px;padding:16px}\n.pd-benefit .ic{font-size:1.6rem;flex-shrink:0;margin-top:2px}\n.pd-benefit h4{margin:0 0 4px;font-size:.92rem;font-weight:700;color:#1a1a1a}\n.pd-benefit p{margin:0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666;line-height:1.55}\n.pd-specs{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:24px 0;font-size:.93rem}\n.pd-specs th{background:#1a1a1a;color:#fff;padding:11px 16px;text-align:left;font-weight:600}\n.pd-specs td{padding:10px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #eee;color:#444}\n.pd-specs tr:nth-child(even) td{background:#fafafa}\n.pd-social{background:#fff8f5;border-left:4px solid #ff6b35;border-radius:0 10px 10px 0;padding:18px 22px;margin:24px 0}\n.pd-social p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem;line-height:1.75;color:#444;font-style:italic}\n.pd-occasions{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:20px 0}\n.pd-occasion{background:#1a1a1a;color:#fff;font-size:.78rem;font-weight:600;padding:5px 14px;border-radius:100px}\n.pd-cta{background:#ff6b35;border-radius:12px;padding:22px 28px;margin-top:24px;text-align:center}\n.pd-cta h3{margin:0 0 6px;color:#fff;font-size:1.1rem;font-weight:800}\n.pd-cta p{margin:0;color:rgba(255,255,255,.9);font-size:.9rem}\n.pd-guarantee{display:flex;gap:24px;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;margin-top:20px}\n.pd-guarantee span{font-size:.85rem;color:#444;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:6px}\n@media(max-width:600px){.pd-benefits{grid-template-columns:1fr}.pd-hero{padding:20px}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-hero\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eThe Knife Block That Stops Everyone Who Enters Your Kitchen\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis iconic human-figure wooden knife block is equal parts functional and legendary. Holds 5 of your kitchen knives securely, looks absolutely incredible doing it, and guarantees that every single person who sets foot in your kitchen will stop, stare, and ask 'where did you get that?'\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🥒\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIconic Design\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most photographed kitchen accessory in any home that has one. Full stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🌳\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSolid Hardwood Base\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStable, heavy, and beautifully crafted. This is a piece of functional art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🧉\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHolds 5 Knives\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecure slots for chef, bread, paring, utility, and steak knives. Keeps every blade safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eInstant Kitchen Personality\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTransform any kitchen from functional to unforgettable in seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Housewarming Gift\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gift that gets remembered, photographed, and talked about for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable class=\"pd-specs\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003cth colspan=\"2\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/th\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSolid hardwood\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 knife slots\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKnives Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo (holder only — works with any standard kitchen knives)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeighted for stability\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWipe clean with damp cloth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eKitchen display, gifting, housewarming\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-social\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e🙋 \"My dinner party guests spent more time talking about the knife block than the food. I have zero regrets.\" — Home Chef, Verified Buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-occasions\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eHousewarming\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eBirthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eKitchen Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eWedding Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eNovelty Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-cta\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎁 Make your kitchen the most talked-about room in the house!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eFree shipping on orders over $35  |  30-day hassle-free returns  |  Ships in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-guarantee\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e✅ Food-Grade 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kitchen is now the most talked-about room\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eEvery dinner party guest stops at this before they sit down. It's photographed more than the food. The wood quality is solid and heavy — this is a serious piece of kitchen furniture, not a cheap joke. All five knives slot in securely. Absolutely worth every penny.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (124)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card-top\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"rv-avatar\"\u003eP\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-name\"\u003ePete A.\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-verified\"\u003e✓ Verified Purchase\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-date\"\u003eOctober 2024\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-title\"\u003eHousewarming gift — they cried (from laughing)\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eBest housewarming gift I've ever given. They sent me a 30-second video of their reaction when they opened it. The wood is quality, the fit for knives is snug and secure, and it looks genuinely impressive on their counter. Legendary purchase.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (97)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card-top\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"rv-avatar\"\u003eK\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-name\"\u003eKate S.\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-verified\"\u003e✓ Verified Purchase\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-date\"\u003eDecember 2024\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-stars\"\u003e★★★★☆\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-title\"\u003eExactly as described, excellent quality\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eGood solid hardwood, weighted base, holds knives securely. The craftsmanship is better than expected. The only reason it's 4 stars is it doesn't include knives — but the description is clear about that, so fully on me. As a holder, it's perfect.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (51)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-badge\"\u003e✅ All reviews from verified purchasers  |  🔒 Secure checkout  |  🚚 Ships in 1–3 days\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WackyGiftCo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45412012687551,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/4343\/2895\/files\/H130d487ed5114f81b8a230d414e8b283V.png?v=1774513617","url":"https:\/\/www.cuuwe.com\/products\/novelty-knife-block-set-funny-human-figure-kitchen-knife-holder","provider":"cuuwe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}