{"product_id":"funny-fart-socks-sarcastic-novelty-crew-socks-gag-gift","title":"Funny Fart Socks - Sarcastic Novelty Crew Socks Gag Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.pd{font-family:inherit;max-width:100%;color:#333}\n.pd-hero{background:linear-gradient(135deg,#1a1a1a 0%,#2d2d2d 100%);border-radius:12px;padding:28px 32px;margin-bottom:28px;color:#fff}\n.pd-hero h2{margin:0 0 10px;font-size:1.5rem;font-weight:800;color:#ff6b35}\n.pd-hero p{margin:0;font-size:1rem;line-height:1.7;color:rgba(255,255,255,.85)}\n.pd-benefits{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:14px;margin:24px 0}\n.pd-benefit{display:flex;gap:12px;align-items:flex-start;background:#fff8f5;border-radius:10px;padding:16px}\n.pd-benefit .ic{font-size:1.6rem;flex-shrink:0;margin-top:2px}\n.pd-benefit h4{margin:0 0 4px;font-size:.92rem;font-weight:700;color:#1a1a1a}\n.pd-benefit p{margin:0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666;line-height:1.55}\n.pd-specs{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:24px 0;font-size:.93rem}\n.pd-specs th{background:#1a1a1a;color:#fff;padding:11px 16px;text-align:left;font-weight:600}\n.pd-specs td{padding:10px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #eee;color:#444}\n.pd-specs tr:nth-child(even) td{background:#fafafa}\n.pd-social{background:#fff8f5;border-left:4px solid #ff6b35;border-radius:0 10px 10px 0;padding:18px 22px;margin:24px 0}\n.pd-social p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem;line-height:1.75;color:#444;font-style:italic}\n.pd-occasions{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:20px 0}\n.pd-occasion{background:#1a1a1a;color:#fff;font-size:.78rem;font-weight:600;padding:5px 14px;border-radius:100px}\n.pd-cta{background:#ff6b35;border-radius:12px;padding:22px 28px;margin-top:24px;text-align:center}\n.pd-cta h3{margin:0 0 6px;color:#fff;font-size:1.1rem;font-weight:800}\n.pd-cta p{margin:0;color:rgba(255,255,255,.9);font-size:.9rem}\n.pd-guarantee{display:flex;gap:24px;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;margin-top:20px}\n.pd-guarantee span{font-size:.85rem;color:#444;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:6px}\n@media(max-width:600px){.pd-benefits{grid-template-columns:1fr}.pd-hero{padding:20px}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-hero\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eSocks That Say What Everyone is Already Thinking\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThese sarcastic novelty crew socks don't whisper — they announce. With sharp wit printed right on the fabric, they're the perfect accessory for anyone who tells it like it is. Eco-friendly cotton, mid-calf length, machine washable. The only socks with a personality to match yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMaximum Sarcasm Energy\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted wit that perfectly captures the energy of a Monday morning. Or any morning, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🌿\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eEco-Friendly Cotton\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSustainably made, soft on skin, kind to the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e💆\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMid-Calf Crew Length\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnough sock to show the joke. Enough dignity to wear them to work. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🧹\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMachine Washable\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sarcasm survives the laundry cycle. As it should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-benefit\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ic\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhite Elephant Gold\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsistently the most laughed-about gift at any exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable class=\"pd-specs\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003cth colspan=\"2\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/th\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEco-friendly Cotton blend\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMid-calf crew\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSarcastic novelty text design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits most\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhite Elephant, birthday, gag gift, daily wear\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-social\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e🙋 \"My sister gave me these and I've worn them to three job interviews. Still employed. Still sarcastic.\" — Verified Buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-occasions\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eBirthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eStocking Stuffer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eGag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pd-occasion\"\u003eEveryday Wear\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-cta\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎁 Wear your attitude on your feet — order yours today!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eFree shipping on orders over $35  |  30-day hassle-free returns  |  Ships in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pd-guarantee\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e✅ Food-Grade 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\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-bar-row\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"rv-bar-label\"\u003e1 ★\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-bar-track\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"rv-bar-fill\" style=\"width:1%\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"rv-bar-count\"\u003e1%\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-list\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card-top\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"rv-avatar\"\u003eG\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-name\"\u003eGeorge W.\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-verified\"\u003e✓ Verified Purchase\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-date\"\u003eFebruary 2025\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-title\"\u003eThree job interviews. Still employed. Still sarcastic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eMy sister gave me these and I've worn them to three separate job interviews. I got all three offers. Correlation or causation — I choose not to investigate. The cotton is soft, the print is crisp, and the sarcasm is perfectly calibrated.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (127)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card-top\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"rv-avatar\"\u003eA\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-name\"\u003eAnna K.\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-verified\"\u003e✓ Verified Purchase\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-date\"\u003eDecember 2024\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-title\"\u003eWhite Elephant gold\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eConsistently the most laughed-about item at any gift exchange. Cheap enough to be an impulse add-on, funny enough to be memorable. I buy a pair for every White Elephant I attend now. It's a system.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (94)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-card-top\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"rv-avatar\"\u003eB\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-name\"\u003eBen S.\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-verified\"\u003e✓ Verified Purchase\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"rv-date\"\u003eJanuary 2025\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-stars\"\u003e★★★★☆\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-title\"\u003eGood quality, great humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-body\"\u003eEco-friendly cotton is noticeably softer than standard cotton socks — comfortable all day. The print is well-applied and hasn't faded after multiple washes. The humor is sharp and exactly right. Would be 5 stars but I want the whole range now. Please make more.\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"rv-helpful\"\u003eWas this helpful? \u003cspan\u003eYes (47)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"rv-badge\"\u003e✅ All reviews from verified purchasers  |  🔒 Secure checkout  |  🚚 Ships in 1–3 days\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WackyGiftCo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45412012982463,"sku":null,"price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/4343\/2895\/files\/Hd8853fa8e30e48de9e2ec0e776ae5934d.jpg?v=1774513640","url":"https:\/\/www.cuuwe.com\/products\/funny-fart-socks-sarcastic-novelty-crew-socks-gag-gift","provider":"cuuwe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}